I was all ready to disregard this movie.  You know how I felt about Blair Witch and everyone knows that Cloverfield pretty much sucked.  But this.  This is different.  It is most definitely one of the 31 Scariest Movies of All Time.

It’s Spanish.  Subtitled for me when I watched it on the Internet last night.  And in order to let you know how scary it is, I will explain some things.  I have monitors, and when I watch things, I use the left monitor and I work on the one directly in front of me.  So I sort of half watch whatever I’m watching.  That’s a bad idea for a movie with subtitles.

Since I only know a little Spanish I sort of had to wing it.  I looked over when it felt like something was happening by the vibe of the people talking.  And two things were clear from doing this.  1:  If you are an American and see a Chinese woman speaking Spanish you might be freaked out.  I was.  Weird.  2:  This movie scared the living shit out of me.  No joke.  No exaggeration.  The way it was filmed, the shit I saw, the ending. Goddamn scary movie.  Trailer After the Jump

Seriously.  Watch it.  And pay attention.  If I had been paying closer attention, I probably be sitting in a chair full of pee.