- Free clinic AIDS testing.
- Literal Dessert Course: Hair Pie.
- Candle-Lit Lawn Darts.
- Gift: Puppy with mange.
- Hand feeding each other Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes with Gravy.
- Love Doll Threesome.
- Warm Butter + Floor Tarp
- Cortisone Massage.
- Serenade by Deliverance Banjo Kid.
- Movie: Valentine’s Spray.
- Box Wine and McDonalds.
I hope the banjoist (yes it’s a word, look it up) will give me my money back…
(psstt, hey buddy. want your face to get stuck like that?)
Puppy with mange is just mean! I love puppies!
Warm butter, floor tarp, and sixteen hungry cats
I participated in at least three of these, specifically this one “Box Wine and McDonalds.” Best. Valentine’s dinner. Ever.
That IS good.
I’ll take the love doll threesome.