OK – as a novelty song, this one has its merit. They rhyme Milan with Japan. And it doesn’t matter where I am or what I’m doing. When I hear the line: “Too sexy for your party. The way I’m disco dancing!” I laugh. Always. I just laughed then and all I did was type it. And you know, would it kill people to put more funny lines in a song? Why do you people always have to break up with each other in songs? Why not hit each other with pies? Maybe a bow tie that spins around? Lighten up!
OK, I’m too sexy for this post because I need to fly to NY tomorrow and the flight is stupid early. So think about me being too sexy for NY all day. Then when I come home you can ask me if I really was too sexy and I’ll say yes. Or you can post that line that makes me laugh in the comments and it will come through my phone and I’ll laugh in my meeting and probably get fired and THEN WHERE WILL WE BE?
Vid and lyrics after the jump.
Right Said Fred – I`m Too Sexy
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me
I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
The way I’m disco dancing
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me
And I’m too sexy for this song
I’m too sexy to comment on this post … 🙂
Acadia is too sexy for his job, sexier then the blob
cos he walks the cat walk….
y’know what I mean??
Except for you all and me, pop anything has gone to shit. Music lyrics stopped being written in the 70’s. Except for Country of course them Nashville types can put it out there.
May the jet stream be with you!
Happy Trails…