The Robert DeNiro Zodiac

Categories:LOLZ, Movies
Acadia Einstein

Ever been interacting with some people and you realize that you click with some of them but not others?  Well, that’s because we all are one type of Robert DeNiro or another.  And the type of Robert DeNiro you are has a big influence on the kind of person you become and who you get along with.  Don’t believe me?  Well, Cape Fear Rober DeNiros are movie lovers, loyal, honest, and switch between being generous and selfish.  You know who are Cape Fear Robert DeNiros?

  • Matt Damon
  • Sarah Silverman
  • Tina Fey
  • Ted Cruz.

I rest my case. You NEED to figure out which Robert DeNiro you are.  You might be getting ready to marry the wrong person even as we speak.  Be prepared, folks.  Check the graphic.    If you need to embiggen it click the thing in the upper right after you click the image.


I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. BNev
    June 14, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    So fucking legit!!

  2. Cider
    June 14, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Mean Streets. Do I need to watch this now? Also, I’m SNAZZY. Recognize, plebes.

  3. Stacy Frazer
    Stacy FrazerReply
    June 14, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    GodFather 2 AF. This is the pinnacle of what you are able to accomplish. You can die happy now.

    • Acadia Einstein
      June 15, 2016 at 7:06 am

      I have other people to do tho! Charlize Theron maybe?

  4. Sangfroid
    June 15, 2016 at 6:56 am

    Figures I’d get Frankenstein. I think this game is rigged

  5. Dan Brill
    Dan BrillReply
    June 15, 2016 at 7:29 am

    This is the knowledge the ancients sought. Well done.

  6. Bobbi Jo Woods
    June 15, 2016 at 8:05 am

    MIDNIGHT RUN DENIRO? The fuck outta here

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