I don’t think enough people appreciate the badassness of Robocop. So I want to give you a quick list of why you need to watch it NOW. It is free on Hulu, so you don’t really have an excuse. It is right down below. Just watch it! Still not convinced? Then consider this:
- The father from That 70’s show is one of the bad guys. And he swears. A lot.
- Everyone in the whole fucking movie fucking swears. A fucking lot. Fuck.
- Robocop is now some professor and I saw him on the History Channel.
- “I’ll buy that for a dollar.”
- The ED209 is one of the greatest inventions of all time, and I don’t understand why we don’t have them yet. Where does our stimulus money go?
- How come nobody ever shot him in the chin?
Anyway – just watch it. It is awesome, and when his hand gets blown off it rules. Poor Detroit. It’s so cold in the D. How the fuck are we posed to keep peace?
bad ass indeed
“I don’t think enough people appreciate the badassness of Robocop.”
Huh? What makes you think so? Everbody loves this dude. That would be like saying: “Nobody lappreciates Terminator”.
Where do you live? It seems cooler than here.
How come they didn’t shoot him in the chin?