I’m not gonna lie to you.  This post was not supposed to be about Annie Lennox.  The banner post should pretty much tell you what it should be about.  It was supposed to be about this.  But YouTube and its faggoty “copyright laws” wouldn’t let me up load the video I MADE MYSELF.  So you can watch Annie Lennox instead.  In this video, she represents me, and John Malkovich is YouTube.  Or the other way around?  I don’t know.  I’m all distraught.  I don’t want to be Annie Lennox OR John Malkovich.  I wanna go pick pocket Perth.  🙁

Just watch the stupid video.  I’m not even putting a jump or the lyrics or anything.  There is only one lyric that matters.  It is me talking to Youtube.  EDIT:  FUCK YOU YOUTUBE – YAY FRANCE!  MY VIDEO IS AFTER THE JUMP!

‘Cause if you want to hurt me you’re doing really well my dear.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they’ll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she’ll stick ’em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can she be?