You know, I’m all for marketing.  Where would we be without it?  Big business often lives or dies by how it markets its product.  A fairly common ploy is to “get ’em while they’re young.”  People create mascots for their product (such as the Trix rabbit or Mr. Peanut) to try to get at that all-important child demographic.  Sometimes, they may get a little overzealous and hire someone to dress up in a costume of their mascot and the results tend to vary.  Some kids love ’em, some are scared shitless.  Today, we’ll be looking at a case of the latter.

Help! Put down the camera and save me, you asshole!