I Could Have Kidnapped Emma Roberts if I weren’t so Lazy

Acadia Einstein

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So yesterday when I was in the waiting room at the doctor my field reporter Bangs sent me the Instagram pic above.  Emma was at the Strand book store which is approximately one block from where we work.  Now, it makes no sense that she was wearing that outfit when it is hella cold out but nevertheless there she was.  Defenseless.

Now, I could not give up my place in line and Bangs is not down with abductions (so far).  But she IS a valuable part of the team in that she lives in NYC and is not as lazy as I am.  Thus she ends up seeing famous people and has agreed to take pictures of them when possible.  This all came about after I found out that my OTHER friend had Law and Order: SVU filming on her street for a gd week and she never thought to mention it.  Gah!

Anyway, I like to think that if I had not been at the doctor, I would have gone over to the store to see her, and instead of my day ending with me finishing the Member’s Only podcast for this week it would have been me being gunned down in the street with Emma over my shoulder.  My last act would have been to tell her that I missed her in this year’s American Horror Story as she ran away in horror.  Good times.  Nice scoop, Bangs![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Roger Sherman
    Roger ShermanReply
    January 22, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    Well, you took your shot. Or, you know. Didn’t.

  2. stacyfrazer
    January 22, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Keep it creepy, Acadia.

  3. SpocKirk
    January 22, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    You could have made a film about it for your home country of Kazakhstan.

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