I saw four minutes of Shaq’s new reality sports show. The premise was simple, and what unfolded in those four minutes showed off that simplicity.
Shaq and Ben Roethlisberger were playing quarterback for some high school kids. Shaq had it tied up, but then Big Ben beat him on a game winning drive with time expiring…so, it was basically like any Big Ben performance. Underperform for three quarters and then bang out a W late.
The show was slotted for a damn hour…which amazed me, really. I mean, wow, is that necessary? Terrell Owens at least has the decency to keep his show to thirty minutes, you know?
This is a terrible show, but the sideline reporter is Charissa Thompson, which allows me to drop this bit of controversy: Charissa Thompson is hotter than Erin Andrews.