Shenae Grimes Tongue

Acadia Einstein

We all know that Hayden Pantonesomething from Heroes is the champion tongue sticker outer.  But it seems like Shenae Grimes, the skinny chick from 90210 (wait, they are all skinny, right? -well whatever) is trying to take over the top spot.  Maybe she grew up in a house that only had KISS records.  Maybe she learned how to pose for pictures by watching shows on VH1.  Whatever the cause, Shanae needs to learn something specific if she wants to knock Hayden off her perch.  Hayden licks things.  Like statues’ butts.  So until you put the tongue ON something (like maybe an Ice Cream Cone, Miss Skinny) then you will never be the queen.

  • Updated Shenae Grimes tongue pictures – 6/17/2017
  • Shenae Grimes tongue update – 07/11/16 – 2 pics added
I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. allure
    January 8, 2009 at 5:02 am

    she definitely needs to have those hairs in her armpit removed.

  2. loolpooq
    January 8, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    the hair is not that bad

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