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My Social Media: Twitter. I Suck at Twitter


Should I follow @DinosaurDracula?  Twitter thinks I should.  And his name is good.  So why not?

That folks, is why I suck at Twitter.  I have been a member since 2007 and never really mastered it.  I am certain that I have the site hooked up to it so I just look like an enormous spammer since all I post is links to my new articles.  I use Tweetdeck (which I love, btw) and try to talk to  people sometimes but I honestly think I just started out wrong.

It’s also sort of sad that since my name is the same as a National Park and a university in Canada I get a lot more accidental mentions than real ones.  Now that I think about it, I should have made my name “home”.  Then I would get mentioned all the time when people tweet that they are “relaxing @home”. I should start over but I like the fact that I have had the account so long.  Not than longevity has done me any good.  I used to have more than 3000 followers but it is steadily dropping and it is probably high time I try to fix it.  Yeah.  That’s what I will do.  And here’s how!

I have no frigging idea how….

Seriously I don’t know what to do to make people on Twitter like me.  I reply to people sometimes.  I make a couple jokes.  I try to get into conversations.  Nothing works.  It is like everyone else on Twitter has some sort of app that allows them to smell me.  And I don’t want to make everyone feel like I am trying too hard.  Which should be easy since I am lazy and don’t want to try too hard.  But I am at a loss about what to do.  Maybe Twitter just isn’t for me.  Maybe I don’t follow enough “internet models”.  Your help would be appreciated.  No joke.  It really would.  Otherwise I am just gonna hire some Pakistani sex robots to take the account over for me.  And none of you want that.  Or do you?

About The Author

Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.


  1. Jennifer Melzer

    Being on Twitter is like screaming into a void. Your own voice echoes back to you, amplified so loud it shatters your own ear drums but never escapes the black hole to reach other people’s ears.

  2. hoodchick

    I don’t use Twitter, but I see a lot of articles about how to increase followers, increase engagement, blah, blah, blah. It looks like a lot of work.


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