Model or something Sophie Turner went to the airport and stuck out her butt and made sure there were plenty of people around to take pictures of it. I didn’t follow the story very closely but I think later she had pics of taken of her butt at other places for no reason.
I’m not sure what you think I do around here but pretty much every day at some point I find a few minutes to read all the gossip sites and find ONE thing to write about. And while I do that, I get to see the comedy stylings of the gossip rag writers (Except Perez Hilton. Screw that guy. I hold grudges for a long time….) and realize that apparently they all get/buy/steal the same pics and newswire stories and then they put their own spin on them. Easy enough, right? WRONG!
Today I looked and looked and looked and honestly could not have given less of a crap about everything that happened. Lindsay Lohan getting sued by Lifetime? Meh. Jessica Simpson pregnant again? I hope Weight Watchers sues her. Mariah Carey in a cleavagey outfit? Maybe in 1995. Katy Perry in a cleavagey outfit? Nope because I like Russel Brand (see earlier comment about grudges).
They all stunk. So instead of the fake “news” that surrounds the dumb ACTUAL celebrities (and the lack of non-obvious jokes that could be made about them) I decided to let Sophie Turner and her butt get all the glory of the post today. Honestly, just look at the picture. She obviously NEEDS the attention. How could I say no? It would be like having one sandwich and not giving it to the hungriest person in the room. Never let it be said that I’m not fair. I feel badly even putting the “celebrity” tag on this post. Ugh. I think I need some fancy Hollywood contacts to give me actual gossip. I wonder if Mariska Hargitay misses Chris Meloni on SVU. That’s the kind of stuff I assume people want to know.