Model or something Sophie Turner went to the airport and stuck out her butt and made sure there were plenty of people around to take pictures of it.  I didn’t follow the story very closely but I think later she had pics of taken of her butt at other places for no reason.

I’m not sure what you think I do around here but pretty much every day at some point I find a few minutes to read all the gossip sites and find ONE thing to write about. And while I do that, I get to see the comedy stylings of the gossip rag writers (Except Perez Hilton.  Screw that guy.  I hold grudges for a long time….) and realize that apparently they all get/buy/steal the same pics and newswire stories and then they put their own spin on them.  Easy enough, right?  WRONG!

Today I looked and looked and looked and honestly could not have given less of a crap about everything that happened.  Lindsay Lohan getting sued by Lifetime?  Meh.  Jessica Simpson pregnant again?  I hope Weight Watchers sues her.  Mariah Carey in a cleavagey outfit?  Maybe in 1995.  Katy Perry in a cleavagey outfit?  Nope because I like Russel Brand (see earlier comment about grudges).

They all stunk.  So instead of the fake “news” that surrounds the dumb ACTUAL celebrities (and the lack of non-obvious jokes that could be made about them) I decided to let Sophie Turner and her butt get all the glory of the post today.  Honestly, just look at the picture.  She obviously NEEDS the attention.  How could I say no?  It would be like having one sandwich and not giving it to the hungriest person in the room.  Never let it be said that I’m not fair.  I feel badly even putting the “celebrity” tag on this post.  Ugh.  I think I need some fancy Hollywood contacts to give me actual gossip.  I wonder if Mariska Hargitay misses Chris Meloni on SVU.  That’s the kind of stuff I assume people want to know.

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