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Carson Wentz Can Bring Brinner Into the Mainstream

Carson Wentz is celebrating the Super Bowl by becoming the Vice President of the United States. Wentz is replacing VP Mike Pence as keynote speaker at the National Prayer Breakfast Dinner on Thursday, just mere hours after traveling the streets of Philadelphia looking...

A Super Bowl Rocky Binge

The Super Bowl Kicks off at 6:30pm this Sunday. Did you know that NBC has over 5 hours of nonsense to preview the game? Then, if you add in the Kitten Bowl kicking off on the Hallmark Channel at noon? WOW, Patriots fans have a full day of boredom ahead of them. Why...

Go Pats! Super Bowl Memories and Prediction

In 1985 I sat in my grandparent's basement and breathed in Pall Mall smoke with my drunk uncle and the rest of the family and watched the Patriots get destroyed in Super Bowl 20 by the Bears.  Honestly if the '85 Bears were playing a game against Isis I would not know...

Awesome Alert: Color Changing Sequin Shorts Exist

So apparently there is this company called Derby Kiss that makes shorts primarily for roller derby folks, and I have just been alerted to the fact that they make these really f***king cool color changing sequin shorts. (P.S. the music is terrible, watch without...

Olympic Tongues!

Jaque Carvalho, Brasilian volleyball player, sticking out her tongue[/caption]We have a gallery of Olympic athletes sticking out their tongues courtesy of special tongue correspondent Bangs.  Bangs is not an official member of the staff, but she does go out...

Why Don't I Have Olympic Fever?

So my friend Bangs was yelling at me for not watching Michael Phelps win all the medals last night and it WAS a cool story and yay for him but I am still meh. It feels so unAmerican to not go all ape balls about us winning things.  And I am genuinely overwhelmed by...

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