Sports
Carson Wentz Can Bring Brinner Into the Mainstream
Carson Wentz is celebrating the Super Bowl by becoming the Vice President of the United States. Wentz is replacing VP Mike Pence as keynote speaker at the National Prayer Breakfast Dinner on Thursday, just mere hours after traveling the streets of Philadelphia looking...
A Super Bowl Rocky Binge
The Super Bowl Kicks off at 6:30pm this Sunday. Did you know that NBC has over 5 hours of nonsense to preview the game? Then, if you add in the Kitten Bowl kicking off on the Hallmark Channel at noon? WOW, Patriots fans have a full day of boredom ahead of them. Why...
Last Week in Speed
This woman is faster than you. So is this woman. Get used to it.
This Week in Speed 11/06
You might be fast, but you’re not this fast.
So, What’s Next for Only-Defeated Boxing Superstar Conor McGregor?
Maitland breaks down what Conor McGregor should do next since waiting around for a Mayweather rematch would not be super productive.
Here's another way to make me barf: ankle injuries.
So I'm watching the San Antonio / Golden State game and in the 3rd quarter, San Antonio star Kawhi Leonard turned his ankle not once but twice and had to come out of the game. Now, the story most people will be talking about is how the Warriors came back from...
Go Pats! Super Bowl Memories and Prediction
In 1985 I sat in my grandparent's basement and breathed in Pall Mall smoke with my drunk uncle and the rest of the family and watched the Patriots get destroyed in Super Bowl 20 by the Bears. Honestly if the '85 Bears were playing a game against Isis I would not...
Waiting for the Train: Episode 27
This week's topics: Anthony Weiner The VMAs ... here is Nicki Minaj, because we discussed her amazing dress: ... but really our discussion was mostly about Alicia Keys and whether people need to calm down about her not wearing makeup: Jaelin and Briana White - those...
Awesome Alert: Color Changing Sequin Shorts Exist
So apparently there is this company called Derby Kiss that makes shorts primarily for roller derby folks, and I have just been alerted to the fact that they make these really f***king cool color changing sequin shorts. (P.S. the music is terrible, watch without...
Olympic Tongues!
Jaque Carvalho, Brasilian volleyball player, sticking out her tongue[/caption]We have a gallery of Olympic athletes sticking out their tongues courtesy of special tongue correspondent Bangs. Bangs is not an official member of the staff, but she does go out...
Waiting for the Train: Episode 24
This week we discuss how few f***s we give that Malia Obama might have smoked pot, whether it's OK to make jokes about presidential assassinations, sexism at the Olympics, A-Rod's retirement, and Delta Airlines' dual f***-ups....
Why Don't I Have Olympic Fever?
So my friend Bangs was yelling at me for not watching Michael Phelps win all the medals last night and it WAS a cool story and yay for him but I am still meh. It feels so unAmerican to not go all ape balls about us winning things. And I am genuinely overwhelmed by...
