You may have all forgotten that I am an accomplished author. Well allow me to rectify that.
I am an accomplished author.
Go buy Whalewolf. I get $.56 cents every time someone buys it for $.99 cents. Apparently I have a terrible agent. Wondering if it’s any good? Well check out this review from renowned literary critic N. Jill Marsh.
Okay, bought and read. I enjoyed it except for the two typos. You need a copy editor, dude.
So buy the thing so I can afford to hire a copy editor to fix it. Then again, she’s from Canada so who knows what she thinks a typo is. Maybe I spelled “check” without a Q. Go ahead and buy it and maybe you can find the typos. Now it is not just a book, it’s an adventure!
I think I did it! Click the gray button to buy it! PayPal!
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You know, I was going to tell you where the two typos are, but now I am not, cheque the manuscript your own damn self.
I once told Margaret Atwood her book “was okay, except for that bit in the middle,” so you’re in fine company.
I’m going to write a book, I think I’ll call it goldfish pony.
Well now, I had NO idea you were this level of famous!