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Put it Back in Your Mouth, Miley

Put it Back in Your Mouth, Miley

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Earlier this year, macroglossic media mainstay Miley Cyrus was voted #1 in Maxim’s 2013 Hot 100 list, thanks in no small part to a fetish for showing off her freakishly large tongue.  However, Miley is afraid that you might not have seen it yet.  At least, that’s what I took away from her new video, where she makes sure you know she has both a tongue AND an ass (and, apparently, access to autotune), all of which are prominently featured.  I will consider it self defense if you turn your speakers off before you hit play.

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12 Comments

  1. Don Quikaung

    Two things struck me (besides her tongue) when I watched this.
    1. It is extremely unhygienic to eat money. Hooker ass sweat and blow can not be good for a digestive system.
    2. If this trend continues, it won’t be long before she does porn. *Crosses fingers*

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    • Acadia

      I spent like, two minutes trying to think of a good porn name for her and I got nothing.

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      • Eva Halloween

        Too bad “Cyrus the Virus” is already taken.

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    • Eva Halloween

      My plan is working perfectly.

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      • Acadia

        You just have plans because you know I don’t have any. One-upper!

        Reply
  2. hoodchick

    The whole thing comes off so contrived. Like an uncool kid trying desperately to be liked.

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    • Acadia

      I want to know why she keeps sticking it out to the site instead of straight out. Did she have a stroke?

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      • Eva Halloween

        I would wager she’s had more than one.

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  3. Jenn Martinelli

    I can’t even. I mean. What?

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    • Eva Halloween

      I would weep for our youth, but I don’t actually care enough.

      Reply
  4. motavis

    So Hawt 🙂

    #forgetthehaters

    Reply

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