Are thsoe Teva's that dude is wearing?  Yes.  Yes they are.

Are those Tevas? Yeah. They're Tevas.

Mark McGrath.  What is he?  Singer?  Bad hairdo-haver?  Tons of ass-getter?  TV host?  He’s all of those things, and I also think he saved some dude’s life at a Red Lobster once.  But before he was all those things he was the lead singer of Sugar Ray and this was their first hit, 1997’s Fly.

Hard to get mad about this song.  I don’t know why statues would crumble before him, though.  I bet they won’t let him go to Italy.  Or Easter Island.  And I bet there aren’t any statues on the set of A Current Affair or whatever show he hosts.  And how did that happen?  Why did he switch?  Got tired of singing?  Someone blackmailed him (albeit poorly)?  Maybe he realized that by saying he was “25 years old” in his biggest hit was gonna bug the shit out of him when he was 38.  Like he is now.  So rather than be all sad and crippled and foolish running around singing lyrics that no longer apply, he decided to get a cushy job hosting some foolish show and is set for life cause he had some pretty good songs.

You’ve won this round, Mark McGrath.  But I found the sound from A Current Affair and linked it down there so suck on that!  Pics and links after the jump.  Current Affair sound is here somewhere.

Sugar Ray – Fly

All around the world statues crumble for me
who knows how long I’ve loved you
everywhere I go people stop and they see
twenty-five years old my mother God rest her soul
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
dance a little stranger, show me where you’ve been
love can make you hostage wanna do it again
there’s no time to think about the starting or the end
we’ll find out I’m told, my mother she told me so
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just want to fly- [x2]
[Bridge]
all around the world, statues crumble for me
who knows how long I’ve loved you
everyone I know has been so good to me
twenty-five years old, my mother God rest her soul
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just want to fly- [x2]