I don’t need to tell most of you what it means to be an American.  Which is handy cause I don’t have a lot of book learnin’.  But what I do have is proof of the American Dream.  After the jump is a picture that is going to show you that if you take two people at a single moment in time you can almost watch America doing it’s thing.  On the one hand: hard work, talent, determination and luck can make you one of the greatest actors of your generation.  Maybe the best.

Or, you can have a different combination of hard work, talent, determination and luck and you can be Adrian Zmed.  God Bless America!

Oh, not to mention the fact that in America, I can take time out on the most important day in our history to watch Bachelor Party.

Which one of these three folks has an Oscar?