Toastum
There was once a glorious age of toaster food. Before the Mi-Cro-Wave, humans used only glowing red hot coils to provide themselves with warm snack food. It was a savage age and the Pop Tart ruled the toaster. There are only so...
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Kids Do Stupid Shit to Make Us Laugh
I assume amusing adults is why they do this stuff because it makes no earthly sense to do it for any other reason. Crazy lil monkeys*. *I used “monkeys” as a term of endearment as a show of support for the Jillian...
Read MoreLet’s Improve Biggest Loser and America!
So the Biggest Loser is starting and they were smart to do it right after New Year’s when everyone is doing their resolutions and whatnot. Then I was thinking that while this is a game show, the whole thing about America...
Read MoreBiggest Loser – What’s the thing with the shirts?
I watch Biggest Loser. Well, I guess I should say I fast forward Biggest Loser. Every episode is the same, so you can tell when to Fast Forward. Goes like this: Skip the worst theme song in TV history. “What have you...
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