Wordless Wednesday – Happy Thanksgiving!
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How I Spent the Long Weekend
If you don’t wet brine your turkey you might as well move to England. My house wet...
Read MoreThings YOU Should be Thankful for
I started a couple different posts about what I am thankful for but honestly why do you guys care what I’m thankful for? Seriously. Jeffrey Dahmer had Thanksgiving, too, you know. He prolly was thankful for having...
Read MoreWho let him in here?
A friend of mine asked recently: “When did you get so disorganized?” I don’t know. If I was organized I’d have made a note of the date and put it in a file that had been carefully labeled with various...
Read MoreHappy Thanksgiving to all My Beloved Pervs
Many common phrases said at Thanksgiving sound wonderfully dirty and I wanted to amuse all the inner 12 year old boys lurking inside you. “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a...
Read MoreThanksgiving Winners!
Remember Thanksgiving? Well it wasn’t even a whole week ago yet you Communists. We had a contest and it took Vange and I a few days to figure out who the winner was. You can check out the entries here. The winner was...
Read MoreTurkey Folklore
It has long been the custom in our family to have the wishbone pulled by the youngest and the oldest present. This year it was Grandma and Charles, who is going on eight. Charles won, and, with a far-away look in his eyes, fell...
Read MoreThanksgiving Contest
It’s Thanksgiving and Vange and I would like to thank you for whatever it is you do here. Whether you are voting for banana or refusing to comment on posts because you know we want you to, you never fail to disappoint. ...
Read MoreI Understand How Things Can Suck
I get it. I know that Thanksgiving can suck. And that for lots of people it is one of the most miserable holidays there is. All that family this and togetherness that. I mean, if your family was so goddamn great, how come we...
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