Scratch: A Perfect Film if you Hate Valentine’s
Once a year, the stores are filled with candy, roses, cards, and other hollow gestures of love...
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Tag: valentine’s day
Charlotte McKinney Posts Pic with no Pants on – I Suck at Creeping
In case you didn’t know it, Charlotte McKinney posted a super pretty picture of herself on her Instagram for Valentine’s Day. Oh and she has no pants on in it. So that’s neat.
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The Valentine's Day Bandit – since 1976
In my hometown, someone, or a bunch of someone’s, hangs red hearts on white background all...
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Jewel – You Were Meant For Me
Since it is Valentine’s Day, I thought it would be appropriate to post a love song tonight. And since people seem to love/hate/ignore/never shut up about the holiday no matter what their current romantic status is, I...
Read MoreValentine's Bandit – Portland, Maine
Since 1976, Portland, Maine has woken up on February 14th to the sight of hearts. They are put there. Everywhere. By the Valentine’s Bandit. I was worried they would not be there this year because of the storm, but you can...
Read MoreToday in History with Eva Halloween: Valentine's Day
Kids, it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow and I’m sure some of you are running around in a Lifetime Movie Network frenzy of trying to plan the evening. Personally, I’d rather tongue-clean a pigeon coop than get...
Read MoreRejected Valentines Day activities for Couples
Free clinic AIDS testing. Literal Dessert Course: Hair Pie. Candle-Lit Lawn Darts. Gift: Puppy with mange. Hand feeding each other Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes with Gravy. Love Doll Threesome. Warm Butter + Floor Tarp Cortisone...
Read MoreValentines Day
I would just like to make sure that all of you parents out there make sure you keep confusing your kids by making them make a Valentine for everyone in their class. Even Ugly Todd. Kids aren’t stupid, you know. If they...
Read Moresome sort of Giveaway for Valentine’s Day
I need to get you guys in the mood for love, and what better way than to give away some stuff that will keep you awake! I am getting some stuff from SOMEWHERE that YOU can win and the way you win is EEEEASY! All you need to do...
Read MoreValentine’s Day – The Don’ts
It’s Valentine’s day and you don’t have a date? Don’t worry; the Superficial Gallery is here to help correct your solitary existence. Relationships still need work but we’re going to help by weeding...
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