According to an Interview in Harper’s Bazaar, Poor Taylor Swift can’t wear the same dress twice. I couldn’t read the whole thing because I am too manly but I did notice when the interviewer asked her how many dresses she had she said:
“Hundreds. Because I’m in a predicament where I can’t wear a dress twice or else it’s pointed out in magazines, so”—she starts laughing—”unfortunately I have to shop for dresses all the time.”
That’s doesn’t seem like it is a very problematic predicament. You never hear the magazines ragging on Bert or Ernie and they wear the same thing every day. Or maybe she’s just hanging around with the wrong magazines. I bet she could wear the same dress ten days in a row and nobody would notice if she did interviews for any of these:
- Popular Mechanics
- Model Railroader
- Yankee
- Cat Fancy
- Garden and Gun (what?)
- Crochet Today
- Muscle Car Review
- Sudoku!
- Fangoria
- Arthritis Today
So there you go, Taylor. Stick close to these magazines and feel free to wear your dresses over and over again. Or just wear them once and if Us Weekly or People make fun of you tell them you sent the dress money you saved to Staten Island. Or send your old dresses to Staten Island. Do SOMETHING nice you spoiled thing!
yeah, you never hear anyone bitchin about Waldo and his outfit!
I know, right? Lousy gossips!
I never wear the same dress twice either.
Hey, did you improve the mobile part of THE Gallery? It seems to work better. Can you make it remember us so we don’t have to sign in for every comment?
*shrugs*
I don’t know what I do most of the time.
It just remembered me! This may cause me to comment more!
Like this! (My autocorrect originally tried to change that to “Glock this!” – excuse me, the neighbours’ dog wants a word…)
The reason is probably because the dresses stink like her music…..
I bet they don’t stink when she first gets them. And “Mean” is a good song!
She could open up a “Used Dress Shop – Dresses worn by Taylor Swift” and make a fortune!
They would all be small.
Her interviews would be so much more interesting if Kanye interrupted every one of them.
To be honest, I don’t see any sort of problem with being known as the giant star who wears their clothes more than once. Then again, she likely doesn’t pay a dime for any dress she’s worn in years.
My site is so smart!
Hey it remembers me too. On a different computer even. Now you need +1 buttons on comments because.
“My site is so smart!”
Unlike you.
Are you sure this is ‘your’ site?
I often wear the same dress several times in a row during the summer. Helps with me having the desire to not do laundry.
That’s why you work from home.
You know, if she would just wear nothing, she wouldn’t have this issue at all.
I’m a problem solver.
Brilliant! They love that look in Nashville too. Kids are born that way there.
Also, they get work before they’re two.
No wait, that’s Nashville Cats.
That John Sebastian always was a mumbler.
Kate Middleton ‘recycles’ her all the time. What are you talking about Taylor?