I looked - this is the most tasteful Haiti pic I could get.

First of all, right off the bat, hopeforhaitinow.org.  If you want to give some money, give it to them.  Or me.  I will send it along.  But in the meantime – there is a telethon on.  here’s what I have noticed so far.  The rest will go in the comments.

  • George Clooney is wearing some kind of leisure suit.
  • Mel Gibson has no Jews in his phone answering row.
  • Alicia Keys is hot.
  • Bruce Springsteen’s wife is not.
  • Wyclef Jean just said: “in the words of Wyclef Jean”.  I don’t think that’s allowed.
  • Shakira is hot.
  • I think Reese Witherspoon just fucked people wanting to donate cause they are scared they will get stuck with her.
  • UPDATE! – They must have heard me cause now Steven Spielberg is in Mel Gibson’s row. Not right next to him, but a little ways down…

Ok – now you go.