I looked - this is the most tasteful Haiti pic I could get.
First of all, right off the bat, hopeforhaitinow.org. If you want to give some money, give it to them. Or me. I will send it along. But in the meantime – there is a telethon on. here’s what I have noticed so far. The rest will go in the comments.
- George Clooney is wearing some kind of leisure suit.
- Mel Gibson has no Jews in his phone answering row.
- Alicia Keys is hot.
- Bruce Springsteen’s wife is not.
- Wyclef Jean just said: “in the words of Wyclef Jean”. I don’t think that’s allowed.
- Shakira is hot.
- I think Reese Witherspoon just fucked people wanting to donate cause they are scared they will get stuck with her.
- UPDATE! – They must have heard me cause now Steven Spielberg is in Mel Gibson’s row. Not right next to him, but a little ways down…
Ok – now you go.
I still don’t understand why Wyclef Jean stammered like a 6th grader at a spelling bee. He sings for a goddamned living.
That guy with the tuba was rocking. I bet that’s the first time that sentence was ever written….
Who the fuck is that guy?
Boy, the music these folks are making really seem to be hurting them tonight. Their faces are of pure agony.
Notice they kept John Stewart WAY AWAY from Mel Gibson?
It was for his own good.
Why is it so dark on stage? I mean, how can the background musicians even see what they are playing?
it is fairly well lit.
Oh look! Samuel L Jackson! He is talking to us AND filming a movie at the same time. He never stops working.
Good thing Kanye didn’t show up tonight…
they specifically didn’t invite him. for reals
I heard they did, but he didn’t call them back.
i had to turn the tv down so i dont know what nicole kidman is saying. 🙁
I think she was saying something about Tom Cruise being a leprechaun.
I will say this, though…the ladies tonight aren’t showing enough boobage. I mean, do you want me to donate or not??
Should have know it was only a matter of time before that sparkly twat showed up.
Matt Damon looks scared shitless that a walking skeleton is next him. Oh wait…that’s Clint Eastwood.
Clint could still kick your ass
No doubt. Especially now that he has supernatural powers.
Hey, it’s Bill Clinton! Hide the cigars!
Hey it’s Madonna! Hide the Haitian orphans!
she only gave 250k, cheap ass!
Is Brad Pitt going under cover in the Taliban or something?
he is proving to everyone that he can look like a smelly wizard and still have Angelina Jolie. smart play
An hour later and I’m still wondering…where are all the boobies? Is Mariah Carey going to be on tonight? She never fails to bring the cleve…
I am doing a Mariah Carey post next!
Are those guys playing the horns from that Ricola commercial?
I’m here but I’m not watching the telethon. Not when there’s old reruns of Criminal Minds on cable. Lemme know when Kanye West says something outrageous.