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The Hormone Guide

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Women will understand this!  Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA  SAFE
What’s for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?
You sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine.
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here’s my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
I’ve always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.

About The Author

Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

3 Comments

  1. nipsy

    LOL… very safe.. except for the women like me who cannot stand wine…

    Then you’re screwed…

    Reply
  2. Carl

    This should be taught in grade schools, high schools, colleges, and grad schools. If one cannot recite the whole table, F. Of course, girls are exempt from this course.

    Reply
  3. MadMadMargo

    This has to be one of the funniest things I read in awhile. Oh god, I can’t stop laughing. I’m sending this to my email list. Thanks for making my day!

    Reply

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