The Internet Pyramid

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Sangfroid

Current U.S. Department of Internet (USDI) and Health and Human Services (HHS) dietary guidelines, which provide practical advice on surfing a healthy, balanced diet, recommend that kids eat more fruits, vegetables, and whole grains and get at least 60 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise each day.

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Sangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.

12 Comments

  1. Patrick
    August 2, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    SG is always on top of the pyramid..

  2. Sangfroid
    SangfroidReply
    August 2, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    It’s like that big piece of cake with candy bar frosting and Rum Raisin ice cream.

  3. sandy
    August 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    LOL, I think it’s upside down, lol

    • sangfroid
      sangfroidReply
      August 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm

      Fats, Oils and Sweets are at the top of the real food pyramids. All the stuff that’s tasty to eat.

  4. Acadia
    August 2, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    This is valuable science. Sangfroid knows what he’s talking about.

  5. Jen
    August 2, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    Yeah, mine is the other way around, well, sorta since my work is on the internet and I don’t look at porn. Now that I think about it it is the right way up, except for the porn, I get that on my phone.

    • sangfroid
      sangfroidReply
      August 2, 2010 at 10:36 pm

      I’m getting closer to the ultimate New Yorker cartoon where you think you understand it then five minutes later you get the joke and laugh your ass off.

  6. zezebel
    August 2, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    Hahahahaha….
    I love to see my blog on top too.
    Nice one Sangfroid.

  7. captain america
    captain americaReply
    August 3, 2010 at 7:10 am

    with other words: FUCK THE “INTERNET”, folks!!

  8. vange
    vangeReply
    August 3, 2010 at 11:37 am

    I think captain america is craziness.

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