I don’t care what rich people do unless it involves them giving me some of their riches. Tiger Woods apparently likes cheating on his hot wife. According to the whole fucking internet:
AS his list of mistresses continues to grow, Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has had enough and moved out of their $3 million luxury home. Neighbours and other sources close to Woods told RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.
A nearby house? Have you seen his fucking house? My house is technically nearby it and I don’t even live in the same state. Anyway, I know it sucks that he is a big fat cheater and she is being wronged and they have kids and blah blah. But we are talking about a dude who has made 750 million dollars. She is gonna get hundreds of millions. The kids will have…a lot. And I know that people say money can’t buy everything, but I suspect that the majority of people who say that are people who don’t have hundreds of millions of dollars.
Oh, and I don’t hear a lot of people calling Tiger a scum bag. I am sure they probably called him that on The View or something, but I think people don’t know what to do cause if they make too much fun of the Asian black dude they could get accused of being racist. And picking on the wife even though she is blonde and white is bad form cause she is the victim. So could this be a jokeless tragedy? Well, the only joke it reminded me of is the one about how the world isn’t fair. (To be fair, there are a bunch of Tiger Woods jokes but I can’t remember them so post them in the comments if you have any good ones).
You know how they say that if a man bangs a lot of women he is a stud but if a women bangs a lot of men she is a tramp? You know why that is? Well, if you have a key that opens lots of locks it’s called a MASTER key. But if you have a lock that can be opened by a lot of keys, it’s just a shitty lock.
If Tiger Woods calls, tell him to send me some riches. And if his wife calls, tell her to also send me some riches. Or not. Whatever. This whole thing is stupid.
Things I learned from the internet today:
I am a slut with a shitty lock. I’ve also known alot of guys with MASTER key dicks. Woot. Thank you internet.
I’m kind of sick of Tiger, so why am I commenting right? The stupid here is Tiger Woods. The media will let it go when we stop talking about it.
Tiger cheated on his wife, big deal. My ex cheated on me didn’t see that on the internet, news or even the back page of the local paper. Shit happens
If I were her I’d be celebrating, she’ll get millions and doesn’t have to put up with his ass anymore, I mean what more can you ask for?
People cheat every day because they’re afraid of commitment and they don’t like to have nice things. So he cheated. He can now joint the millions of other people in his boat. Why he gets to wear the captain hat, I don’t know. I’m just tired of hearing his name already.
I am not surprised at all! Funny how you put it! Make me laugh as usual:)
1…it’s not news, or news worthy and yet here you are with lots of others who couldn’t think of a blog topic for the day blogging about it
2….move on people, but I’m less tired of hearing about him then that louse who wears a white glove who bugs us even from the grave….way way more then enough. Didn’t like him when he was alive
3….In case anyone cares, I have a toothache, please send out the media for a photo opp and in depth interview
I think if anyone comes here looking for news they deserve what they get.
LOL! Tell him to send some riches my way too if he calls! 🙂
I couldn’t care less about Tiger, his wife, or their problems. Sorry.
Judging from your post and comments- you have strange readers! But then again, I write about a fictitious Monkey King so who’s to say?
just as a heads up, he’s earned over . . .
a BILLION dollars.
& the only athlete to do it.
At this point it’s funny money, but in reality, you’ve commited a $250,000,000.00 ‘oops.’
http://blogs.forbes.com/sportsmoneyblog/2009/09/the-first-billion-dollar-athlete/
Also, now I can take a crack at Elin . . . 🙂
Yup. You’ve just summed this up pretty damn well.
There is a price to pay for raising a child to believe they are better than everyone and being over competitive. Tiger’s father did give him a tremendous will and skill to beat everyone in the game of golf but with that came a kind of “disassociation”. Women are just beings to be conquered. Doubt Tiger will ever have the ability to be in a healthy relationship… probably the reason he hates Phil Michelsom so much. And his egocentric caddy only feeds the dysfunctional behavior.