Seriously – we can’t get into a fight with the Russians without our nukes. What if they show up in their underwear in the dead of winter looking to fight? We can’t expect our army guys to grab the Russian guys’ dicks until they surrender. What? Oh, I’m sorry, did you want some context for my crazy statements? Well, I think by now you would trust me enough to just take my word for things on world affairs, but if you demand something more than that I submit the video below.
To recap: without our nuclear weapons, Russians in their underwear will kick our asses, forcing us to grab their junk with a death grip until they quit. This is not what we want to have happen, so we need to not renew the START treaty with the Russians. Call your congressperson immediately.
You’re such an alarmist. We don’t have to spend the winter gripping Russkie junk. Just give it a lick, stick it to a flagpole, then go back to your regularly scheduled Tivo viewing. You could also bait bear traps with borscht, travel size bottles of vodka and money saving coupons for plush American toilet paper.
The sad part is the thirty percent of Russians would vote for Uncle Joe Stalin if he were in an election right now. Probably because he’d send drunk wankers like these to Siberia.
I’m not licking anything you weirdo. That’s your job!
Running wankers up flagpoles… would that be a design problem ?(hammer) or a launch problem? (sickle).. either way, some folks will be seeing stars.. red stars..
Methinks thou doth protest too much. And I only lick strangers to boost my immune system.
It’s like the Sino Soviet conflict all over again!
Wait who was wearing the underwear during that one?
I’m just glad I found out about this network.