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The Internet is Gross: a Masturbation Infographic

The Internet is Gross: a Masturbation Infographic

An infographic about the realities and consequences of a certain internet activity. 

Yes, it’s a masturbation infographic.

Why wouldn’t it be?

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

25 Comments

  1. Comedy Plus

    Now how am I going to get this picture out of my head? I don’t know either, but this was WAY more information about masturbation and the Internet than I needed to know. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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  2. Patrick

    ever notice how buildings like the Empire State Building have.. a.. certain shape? architecture pre-internet 🙂

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  3. Julie From Momspective

    I feel filthy but I’m totally whoring this around.

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  4. Acadia

    I think Greenpeace would be interested in knowing this information.

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  5. vange

    I’m not sure what we would do with that many Empire State Buildings.

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  6. vange

    Also, how many Niagara Falls would a week’s worth of whacking produce?

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  7. got3kids

    “Five Minutes Per Incident” = typical

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  8. sangfroid

    I don’t know why I associate with Acadia.

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  9. Beans

    I’m still barfing over this post. Still…

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  10. VetTech

    I threw up a little and that’s not even half as nauseating as the idea of that much joy juice. This is gross and awesome…and awesomely gross.

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  11. Jethro

    I don’t see any of you taking credit for this, not that I’d shake your hand even if we’re in the same club.

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    • Acadia

      I made it you jerk!

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      • James Melzer

        I think he meant the whacking off part.

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        • Acadia

          My statement stands!

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          • vange

            In this context, you’re all jerks.

  12. Cornmeal

    Every time I look at this I hear the song Eric Idle sang at the end of Monty Python’s Meaning of Life in my head for some reason.

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  13. Tix-Comix

    Au contraire, yours is MUCH better than the stupid Royal wedding one. I gave it a stumble!

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  14. Queen Elizabeth

    An average of once every three days? I dispute this statistic! I have an 18-year-old nephew and he totally beats this curve…yeah, I said it!

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  15. alex

    Last time I checked, we had plenty of skyscrapers.

    *goes back to taking care of business*

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  16. angie potter

    This is soooo sexist.

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  17. gabenharrison

    Welp, I’ll just be leaving the internet now. Bye. It’s been fun.

    Reply

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