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This cat is the most entertaining thing this summer

This cat was in the MAIL. You got to FED EX cats man come on!

This cat was in the MAIL. You got to FED EX cats man come on!

Last night I was doing what I normally do to get Entertainment content now that I don’t have TV shows to watch by hitting up Google News and the Entertainment tab. Here’s what I learned about the state of Entertainment…there ain’t shit going on. This cat was a lead story on the right hand side.

Seriously, the top three stories when I checked were: Rihanna and Chris Brown, Jon & Kate getting a divorce, and a gay dude calling people faggots.

Depressing that those stories are the best entertainment that we can come up with. This cat kicks all their asses, especially Chris Brown, and frankly should have his own reality instead of the fucks who just have a ton of kids.

The cat at least has an interesting tale.

A U.S. Postal Service letter carrier found the kitty earlier this month amid dozens of envelopes and packages. She likely was stuffed through the mailbox’s small opening and dropped several feet onto the mail below.

Some cocksucker put the cat in a mailbox! Are you kidding me?

I hope the cat finds whoever did that and epically claws the shit out of their face.

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7 Comments

  1. Joelle

    this is important stuff!

    i mean, it’s not like there is more important news out there. Iran? fuck it. Trains colliding? fuck it. Iraq? fuck it.

    All that matters is that perez hilton got whats coming to him.

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  2. heidi

    I agree with you!! What an ass who did that and I hope they get what they deserve.

    Reply
  3. Jenny

    Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say
    that I’ve really liked reading your blog posts. In any case
    I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!

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  4. Dwacon

    Actually, cats are good at getting themselves into jams. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat got in there on its own… not because of malevolence.

    Curiosity kills the cat…

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  5. Maitland

    I actually thought about the possibility of the cat getting in their own its own before letting loose with this post (first, probably last moment of journalistic integrity around here). Ultimately, I came to the conclusion that most mail boxes I’ve seen with the slots that are open would be really hard for the cat to get into.

    I’d have to see a picture of the actual mailbox with surroundings for context for a final ruling, however.

    “In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon! ”

    Acadia will have to explain to me what a feed is, but I assume it is a good thing, so, thanks.

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  6. Joelle

    I’m loling at all the anime porn gravatar things everyone seems to have.

    Reply

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