Teachers’ hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten months a year! It’s time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they really do: baby sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage. That’s right. Let’s give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time. That would be $19.50 a day (7:00 AM to 3:30 (or so) PM with just twenty-five minutes off for lunch). Each parent should pay $19.50 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children.
Now, consider this: How many do they teach in a class, about 30? So that’s $19.50 x 30 = $585.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year!!! We’re not going to pay them for any vacations.
Let’s see, that’s $585 x 180= $105,300 per year. What about those special ed teachers and the ones with master’s degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage, and just to be fair, round it off to $7.00 an hour. That would be $7 x 6.5 hours x 30 children x 180 days = $245,700 per year. Wait a minute–there’s something wrong here! The average teacher salary $50,000/180 days = $277/per day/30 students =$9.23/6.5 hours = $1.42 per hour per student. A very inexpensive baby-sitter and they even EDUCATE your kids!