"I'm the coolest guy in the world, but I'm still a GUY!  And the President of France thinks it's funny."

"I'm the coolest guy in the world, but I'm still a GUY!"

The average man will spend almost forty-three minutes a day staring at ten different women.

That adds up to 259 hours – almost eleven days – each year, making a total eleven months and eleven days between the ages of 18 and 50.

This survey has got to be incorrect.

“A year of their life is a long time to spend with their eyes fixed on the opposite sex.

What the fuck are you talking about?

A year seems like a bare minimum. In a LIFETIME. Think about that. I mean, if you said men spend a year staring at women in the course of a year, that starts to make sense, you know?