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"I'm the coolest guy in the world, but I'm still a GUY!  And the President of France thinks it's funny."

"I'm the coolest guy in the world, but I'm still a GUY!"

The average man will spend almost forty-three minutes a day staring at ten different women.

That adds up to 259 hours – almost eleven days – each year, making a total eleven months and eleven days between the ages of 18 and 50.

This survey has got to be incorrect.

“A year of their life is a long time to spend with their eyes fixed on the opposite sex.

What the fuck are you talking about?

A year seems like a bare minimum. In a LIFETIME. Think about that. I mean, if you said men spend a year staring at women in the course of a year, that starts to make sense, you know?

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  1. Blond Duck

    We should challenge them to a staring contest! No blinking!

  2. VetTech

    Has anyone step forward…or would it be backward… to take credit for this now infamous ass?

  3. Descartes

    While staring at women might seem like takes up all a man’s time, I tend to agree with the survey. There are times when you don’t have a woman to stare at-do you want to count women we stare at in our dreams?

  4. Talen

    What a Crock O Shit… I spent a year staring at women just last April while in Thailand.

    Clearly the study didn’t take into account all the different looks and the vulcan mind meld.

    My life’s work is staring at women’s asses…how dare they suggest that a year in a lifetime is appropriate.

  5. Martin In Bulgaria

    I have spent most of my life staring at women’s arse’s, what else is there to look at in life? Apart from tits I suppose.

  6. Ballsack

    The chick is 16 yo.

  7. Chinaren

    That’s just such a great pic! No doubt it won’t harm Obama’s reputation either, strangely enough.


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