Imagine, if you will, being out for a leisurely stroll through the woods. For no particular reason, you are singing Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap” to yourself. Suddenly, you come upon this tree. Is the face in the tree there to stop you from singing Vanilla Ice, or was it summoned by his whimsical lyrics?
This Tree Has Turtle Power!

That’s pretty messed up. But kudos for the Splinter joke.