You wouldn’t think you’d have to tell this guy that what he has done to himself is not cool, but his willingness to be seen in public seems to indicate otherwise.

Now before you click the jump I feel I should warn you about what you are about to see.   I don’t want to give it all away but lets just say that male back hair is involved.

Man, if you're going to have your wife do this, at least make sure she does an accurate Earnhardt "3".