Today’s pampered female flies around in giant jetliners with sky-waitresses bringing her drinks and cigars and jars of diamonds.  And what did they do to deserve this fine treatment?  Nothing!

In this video we see how ladies of…yore got around.  They dressed up in fancy costumes climbed up on the outside of planes (flown by competent men, of course) and danced all the way to wherever it was they were going.  Sometimes their clothes fly off (not kidding) and maybe near the end of the video they jump off the planes and parachute onto some old-timey dudes.  I don’t know.  The video was three whole minutes long.  I can’t watch things for that long.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6xzyVY7EfU