Sniper Monkey got two of them tonight.

So tonight’s Top Chef All Stars really didn’t do anything for me.  Since I’m still pissed that Sweet Dee sucked last week and got sent home I really was hoping someone would get splattered with hot grease or the chick from What Not to Wear would show up to save Padma from her ridiculous outfits.  But instead I got chefs drooling over other chefs and trying to copy their fool recipes and having a “mise en place” race.

For you uncultured dummies, “mise en place” refers to when people peel a bunch of potatoes like Beetle Bailey.  So they did that and then they all split up and went to different  restaurants and needed to copy the style of the one they ate at.  None of them were Wendy’s.  The winner was Dale who made come sort of runny egg dumpling soup (not kidding) and the two people who got kicked out were the Dandy and the Sort of Ape Looking Dude.

A word of advice.  If I have a cooking show and you make me anything with runny egg yolk, you will lose.  You could serve me runny egg yolk wrapped in a blow job and I would still eliminate you.  Hate egg yolks.  ARGH.  And now since I was not interested in any way about anything in this episode, I’m gonna finish off this post with a big-ass pic of the chick from What Not to Wear.  I dig her streak of white hair and how she promised me to make all my yolks hard forever.  Why can’t you all be more like her?

Is it me or are her shoulders REALLY straight?