Vegans are Bankrupting England

Acadia Einstein


So I admit that vegans can be super annoying.  But I also admit that when I see videos of what we as people do to cows and chickens and stuff I am pretty sure we will all suffer those same fates when we all go to Hell.  I am certainly not going to link any of those terrible videos here, let alone embed them, but I do want you to think about them next time you are punching a vegan.  Still punch them, but think about the videos.

And if you live in England, you don’t have to beat them up.  You can just chase them away by threatening to rub British Pounds on them.  According to the AP, the new bank notes contain animal products.

The Bank of England confirmed on Twitter that the notes contain “a trace of a substance known as tallow” — a rendered form of animal fat, processed from suet, which is sometimes used in soaps and candles.

Canada is also in on it since they are England’s B***h and apparently the vegans are saying they need to be replaced.  They have only been out for a little while, and according to the vegans, the new money: “The petition says the use of tallow is “unacceptable to millions of vegans, vegetarians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains and others in the U.K.”

What is a Jain?  And I completely discount the religious aspect.  If you would be fine with  breaking cows in half except your magic puppet told you not to then you can gtfo, too.  Like some god would care what you eat.  What kind of a jerk god, who supposedly made everything, would tell you not to eat delicious things but not tell you to avoid poison things?  COME ON, GOD!

Oh, but back to the vegans and the money: seems like I don’t know where to come down on this.  I hate vegans, but I also don’t like the idea of paying money to kill animals in order to make money.  Good thing I don’t live in England.  I can stay here in America and pay for things with blood diamonds!

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Cider
    December 2, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Turn over your blood diamonds, you monster.

  2. Cider
    December 2, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Related: I could start a rant about PETA and vegans here but I’ll just say this: If you ACTUALLY give a crap about animals, please know that PETA kills more animals than it saves, they think it’s a better fate to put dogs to sleep than have them be “slaves to humans” by being loved family pets, and what you should actually fight is factory farming, not the eating of animals and animal products which will literally never stop. Instead, why don’t you support small farms and businesses that care about sourcing their products and treat animals humanely, etc., and why not lobby for better animal slaughtering processes? I’m not telling you to start eating meat and cheese but don’t yell at me for doing it when your actions aren’t helping anybody. Vote with your dollars, those of you who are self-righteous jerks.

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