I’m not a seamstress by any means. I can’t sew on a button and I don’t even watch Project Runway. So I can’t help but be impressed by this particular fashion show. Plus I am drawn to the bizarre. All the clothes are made from condoms. That seems like being ultra prepared for naughtiness. But safe! And I am all about safety! Just ask my airbags. And no, I don’t mean my tits. It was a reference to shitty driving. And I’m a very good driver. I shouldn’t try to write shit when I’m all goofed up on cold meds. It’s like raw meth!