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What the Hell is Going On Here?!?

Ok, I need your help.  I’ve been staring at today’s picture for a while now.  I’m not sure it’s possible to tell what is going on or what series of events led to it.  That’s where you come in.  Tell me in the comments what you think is going on.  If I select your comment as the winner, you’ll win $10.  Enter as many times as you’d like.  Oh, and you’ll need to have a PayPal account in order to collect your $10.   A winner will be chosen in the evening on Monday the 10th.  Good luck and make ’em good!

WE HAVE A WINNER!   Congratulations BrandG!

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  1. sangfroid

    It’s a little known fact that Acadia is the main Coyote helping smuggle thousands of illegal Oompa Loompa’s into this country and forcing them to work in his Superficial Gallery sweat shop. Recently Triad Snakeheads burst in upon the underworld kingpin and gunned him down as he was relaxing at the exclusive Fuzzywink Club. The Fuzzywink club is known as the place where the models go “Full Bunny” instead of just ears and a tail. Seen in this rare photo without his T mask Don Acadia was rushed to the hospital where he’s expected to interview all the cute nurses and post the results on Superficial Gallery if it can stay up longer than ten seconds at a time.

    When asked for a comment Cornmeal said: What? I didn’t do it. this is a setup by the LOL Cats!

  2. JD

    3 things you’ll never see in REAL life:
    1. Oompa Loompa’s
    2. Easter Bunnies
    3. Brittany Spears getting the help she really needs.

  3. Malissa

    Someones ass is on backwards!

  4. Rob Reed

    Short description: Sometimes randomness ain’t pretty.

    Long description (taken from an excerpt of a scientific american article and quoting excerpts from Leonard Mlodinow’s book “The Drunkard’s Walk” — Pantheon, 2008):

    …to draw an analogy between “the paths molecules follow as they fly through space, incessantly bumping, and being bumped by, their sister molecules,” and “our lives, our paths from college to career, from single life to family life, from first hole of golf to eighteenth.” Although countless random collisions tend to cancel one another out because of the law of large numbers—where improbable events will probably happen given enough time and opportunity—every once in a great while, “when pure luck occasionally leads to a lopsided preponderance of hits from some particular direction … a noticeable jiggle occurs.”

  5. Rob Reed

    What we are told the computing and technology landscape would look like if not for the influence of Steve Jobs. (Depicted: Microsoft, HP, Intel, proponents of the FOSS model, Linus Torvalds, Sony, IBM)

    Too soon?

  6. BrandG

    Ompah, Loompah, Doopity-Dunny
    If you botch butt implants, you will shame bunnies.

    • Cornmeal

      Here is your winner, folks. Congratulations BrandG! We’ll be in contact for your PayPal info.

  7. raincoaster

    This is what happens when a chubby blonde Cher impersonator gets it all bass-ackwards.

  8. Rob Reed

    Typical night in the capital city in the country of Fuckedupistan, which ranked one spot above the United States in the Mercer Quality of Living Survey for 2010.

  9. Rob Reed

    Newest Republican presidential candidate being helped into her car by staff. The latest polls show this brash newcomer with a slight lead over Romney.

  10. Jordan Pond

    Let’s see, we have Oompa Loompas, bunnies, some unfortunate soul doing their impression of “Christina Aguilera from The Voice strapped to a gurney and trying to hand off her stash,” and a Jimmy Fallon impersonator.

    This is therefore a prime example of why you never follow along when someone calls out, “Afterparty at Tim Burton’s house!”


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