I think we can all agree that Donald Duck is one hot piece of tail feathers, right?  I get a little moist just thinking about him.  That precious hat, the sailor shirt, and the no pants.  He was made for loving you.   Thing is, he’s a Disney character.  He would never take advantage of you or your children for his own personal pleasures.  What a shame.   I would jump at the chance to get with the Donald.  Oh wait, what’s that over there?  Why, it looks like my prayers may have been answered after all…

I got next, kid!