I think we can all agree that Donald Duck is one hot piece of tail feathers, right? I get a little moist just thinking about him. That precious hat, the sailor shirt, and the no pants. He was made for loving you. Thing is, he’s a Disney character. He would never take advantage of you or your children for his own personal pleasures. What a shame. I would jump at the chance to get with the Donald. Oh wait, what’s that over there? Why, it looks like my prayers may have been answered after all…
Who Wants to Ride Donald?

Oh that’s just not right! What were they thinking? It looks like a private house too.
Donald looks so happy
That kid sort of looks like a hostage.