This past weekend was Jenna Jameson’s 38th birthday.  You can see her in the banner pic.  Now, I am not the kind of person that would question the life choices of an adult film star, and gosh knows she has way more money than me so she must be doing something right, but I don’t know if I would go into my plastic surgeon clutching a picture of someone who had just been thrown out of a plane and saying: “THAT!  I WANT THAT!”

So I thought to myself: “maybe in Hollywood 38 is too old so everyone has to get plastic surgery”.  Then I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what year you had to be born in to be 38 in 2013 (NONE OF YOU ON CHAT WERE ANY HELP!) and I got the list of ladies below.  They were all born in 1975 and the pics were taken this year.  See for yourself.  38 is not old.  Not by a long shot.  But I do think that it is hard to process any group that contains Angelina Jolie and Mayim Bialik.  Not a value judgement.  Just genetics.  So let’s get judging!  And before you start yapping that it is mean, remember that their job is for us to look at them.  They are actresses, not the stupid pictures your kids draw.  You don’t have to say you like them.