Acadia Einstein

So we know what we are about round here.  We aren’t really complex.  We have a few things we do pretty well.  One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target.  But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how we categorize them and why the pic after the jump fits like, all of them.  Forget the fact that Ms. Rimes looks like a Sleestack and is so skinny if you hugged her it would be like hugging a bag full of leaves and sticks.  She makes up for those shortcomings by seeming pretty trampy.

As for the pic?  Well, we have the following things that catch our eye around here.

Why?  Because the other body parts are too competitive.  And tbh we are getting KILLED on the feet.  You people are freaks.  But after the jump, we start our move, in a pic that has all three!  Maybe if you know some celebrities you could get them to post for us.  Come on!  We’d do it for you!  Now go past the jump for hot lizard action!

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Rog
    February 2, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Bag of leaves and sticks. That, right there, is accurate journalism.

    • Nobilis Reed
      February 2, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      Oh, I don’t know… how about an overfull golf bag?

    • Acadia
      February 3, 2012 at 1:12 am

      Why thank you!

  2. beans
    February 2, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    That is so gross, I threw up all over her. *blech*

    • Acadia
      February 3, 2012 at 1:09 am

      She is lovable.

    • TrinaKitkatbar
      February 3, 2012 at 11:52 am

      That’s nothing. At least your eyeballs didn’t bleed all over your computer. Thank you for permanent retina damage, Acadia.

      • Nobilis Reed
        February 3, 2012 at 12:34 pm

        That explains Acadia’s investments in companies that manufacture computer keyboards and glass eyes.

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