Why Didn’t Someone Think of this Before?

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Acadia Einstein


So apparently the well-traveled Oakland Raiders are now thinking about moving to Las Vegas.  Sort of feels like they should have been there all along.  They are the rootinest,  tootinest, meanest, cheatiest team in the league and they LOVE being that.  And their main strategy for years was:  just hire people who run wicked fast and we will teach them how to catch!  It is sort of beautiful that they would move to a town known for sin.

Then again, Las Vegas has worked very hard to rehabilitate ruin itself and make the whole place family friendly.  As a side note to families:  why do you have to wreck everything?  Why can’t you just go to Disney and have birthday parties at Burger King?  Why does every business have to start telling everyone it is “family friendly” so you drag your dumb kids there and get in my way.  Stay out of Vegas!

But since the odds that Vegas is going to change back to the way it was (heh, odds, see what I did there?) I guess the biggest impediment to the Raiders moving there is that they will ruin the reputation of the city.  Ain’t that a kick in the head?  I put together a gallery of some sweet Raiders fans for your horror and enjoyment.  It is like ICP went to a game once and said: let’s do THAT but without shoulder pads!

Seriously, though.  Move the Raiders to Vegas.  I am pretty sure the majority of the fans will just move with the team.  And home field advantage would be sick.  Hard to win a game if you are all broke, hung over and have chlamydia.  Take that, visiting team!

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

One Comment

  1. Cider
    February 1, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Oh. Yes, they can go to Vegas please. Do not come near my coast you weirdos.

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