Early reports are sketchy at best but apparently there’s a new use for the Nintendo Wii gaming console. There is alleged to be a male and female version of the Wii-brator that allow “players” from other sides of the country to, theoretically, control the opposite remote.

I’d be totally in to this if I could do it without permission from the person on the receiving end. Because, well…that’d be funny. Honestly, I see this as just one more way to avoid actual contact with another human. Gamers: revolutionizing cyber sex once more.