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marty-abbott

Marty Abbott is our newset writer.  He is pretty mad at the car companies right now, so until he seems happy about something (or until he picks an avatar) I am going to use that banner pic for him.  Also, kudos to someone using a regular name.  Show him your support by arguing with him in the comments! — Acadia

Have you seen the latest Cadillac commercial?  I’m assuming it’s a rebuttal to the rebuttal.

First the original

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfJeXzJFdkw

Now the rebuttal:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAN61QK0aUI

Now the rebuttal to the rebuttal:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flThllGVZEw

First off I would like to say, way to American GM.

Staying at home leaves you with a better chance of hi­five’ing your own son as opposed to the pool boys….And while you were at work all those years, don’t you think you could have taken care of that ignition?

I mean it’s not like we bailed you out or anything…

And the American people are not off the hook for this one either. We hated GM for needing 16 billion dollars. 750 billion to the banks, OK… But dammit GM. F*** you and your handout.

So, we bail out a company that tries to sell the American dream on steroids with no other purpose other than to buy a Cadillac.

Nice rebuttal GM.

About The Author

Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

6 Comments

  1. Sangfroid

    I always drove GM and the last time I went to buy one it was such a huge pile o garbage I went with a Tundra instead. Can’t afford one now especially not a Caddy so I’m with Marty on the F*** you GM.

    I thought the rule was that we had to have weird pseuds and wear masks?

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  2. Eva Halloween

    Who thought The Ramones would be a good name to throw in to pitch a luxury sedan?

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  3. Cider

    I hate that it’s manipulating me too but I kind of love the rebuttal from Ford. I just wish it was from, like, some actual green initiative, not another car company.

    Eff all of you car companies, I don’t own a car.

    #CarFree

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    • Cider

      Yes I am replying to myself. I want to add that the first commercial, when they talk about how other countries do crazy things like take August off, only makes me angry. Yes, yes they do. That doesn’t make me think they are stupid because we are so driven, it makes me think we are dumb as all hell and what exactly do I need to do to emigrate to Italy?

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  4. Capn Tightpants

    Ugliest freaking cars ever. I hate Cadillacs with the heat of a thousand burning Lhasa Apsos.

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