When the aliens land and threaten to shove all sorts of assorted things into our butts, who do you want fighting for our survival?  The army?  Marines?  I think there can only be one answer to this question.  Ted Nugent.  I don’t think I’m alone in thinking this, either.   Someone even had an idea to make a comic book about it.  Don’t believe me?  Check out the cover after the jump.

It's his God given right to KICK SOME ASS!!