Being a fan of sports can be an odd thing.  I have my own favorite baseball and football teams.  However, aside from a hat and maybe a t-shirt or two, I don’t go all out in displaying my affections for my teams.   I don’t put a bunch of tacky team logo stickers all over my car, and if I have the opportunity to see my teams play live, I don’t get all nuts and put on team color body paint or anything like that.  It just seems like overboard.  I mean, it’s just a sport.  You’re watching a bunch of overpaid goons play a game that children are probably playing  just a few miles away.  There’s no need to get all crazy over it.  Apparently, no one ever told the people that live at this home that.

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