I’ve never encountered a bear in the wild. I believe in having a plan for everything, though, so I have thought of how to deal with the situation should it ever actually happen. I’d just poop myself (strategically, of course) and hope that the smell would be enough to drive the beast away. That was about all I had for a plan until I saw today’s video. Thanks to this lady’s helpful bear safety tips, I have a back up plan in case the whole poop thing doesn’t work.
YouTuesday – Bear Safety

I like that you have a plan. If you ever get mauled by a bear let me know how that works out for you. From this super-informative instructional video, I take it bears don’t like meth heads. Maybe I need to get two or three meth heads on leashes like Michonne does in the Walking Dead for the next trip into the woods.
I JUST got your name. lol
I was wondering if/when anyone would get it. I thought about getting an avi that matched, but then thought that might make it too easy for people to figure it out.
Drop your pants and take it like a bear :0
Wow. That gal is a giver.