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Company Picnic

Company Picnic 2013

The Gallery would not be what it is today were it not for the dedication of the staff.  Since there is no revenue and hence no pay, the only reward they get is comments from you, the occasional product for them to review and not having to stay late in the office haunted house at night with me.

Despite the fact that everyone and their mother has a “blog” we try to do more than that here.  I know nobody cares what we had for breakfast or how we feel about our feelings. There is a place for sharing that kind of info.  I call it:” The Annual Christmas Letter that weird families send”.  We don’t navel-gaze here.  Well, we do, but not at our own.

I am listing the folks who are currently on staff below in order of their appearance.  I was even going to include the people who used to work here but don’t anymore but it was depressing.  Damn the mummy’s curse that was put on the Gallery years ago that I never tell the people who work here about.  It has killed so many good people.  🙁

Get to know the people who are working relatively hard to entertain you.  I will let them talk to you in their own words as well by including the bios they filled out.  And if they didn’t ever fill it out they will look like dopes and I will shame them into getting their act together!

And if you want to ask them any questions or stalk them, use the contact form.  Make sure you include in your note who you want the message to go to so I make sure I get it to the right person.

Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.


Andrew H. was born and raised in Los Angeles, CA, which he moved away from the first day he was allowed to in the hopes that he could leave behind a life of incredibly petty crime. Most of his immediate family has worked in the film industry since the 1930's, a career path he swore he would avoid at all costs. Having exactly as much willpower as a small goat he became involved in the film industry shortly after his 32nd birthday. In the following years since he has worked on both feature and short films. He has now written and directed two short films with his wife and filmmaking partner, Kynda Laufmann, with whom he has two sons. He has worked as director of photography, editor, sound department, writer, and director on several other short films and feature films. Andrew has even been wrangled into acting on three separate occasions, despite his desperate begging to do literally any other job on those films. Andrew’s passion and focus lie in making independent horror films, convincing people that hot drinks are rubbish, and owning all of the comic books.

Jenn Martinelli

Don't let Acadia tell you he's the boss. I'm the real boss.


Sparks doesn’t know why he’s here. He just does techie things for the Gallery and, as a result, takes all the blame when sh!t’s broken. Because of this, Sparks has become best friends with fire water (aka whiskey) and antacids. When he’s not cursing Acadia for screwing up the site again, Sparks is a writer, poet, and published author. You can check out his stuff at


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