Anyone out there know how to write code and queries and shit like that? If so, click contact up above there. I don’t wanna go to elance because I am afraid of strangers. So. Umm. When you contact me, say, ” Hi, Acadia!” That way I won’t get spooked.
Anyway – if you don’t know who Johnathan Coulton is, I don’t blame you. But a guy from my work sent me this song years ago and I realized that I need a gorilla who can do what the guy in the song can. Except no hanging around at the front desk. Get back to work!
Also, one time I worked at this place and the girl at the desk had really big cans. And I needed her to mail something for me so I IM’d her and said, “Hey, I know you are really busty but can you get something out for me?”
Bad bad choice of words capped off with an unfortunate typo. So now watch the video, because I managed to make this post about like, seven things and also nothing. Mission accomplished.